Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
The potatoes have escaped
The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.
This is not one of them.
TOP 20 TV SHIPS (as voted by my followers)
17. Meredith and Derek (Grey’s Anatomy)
"I want to marry you. I want to have kids with you. I want to build us a house. I want to settle down and grow old with you. I want to die when I’m 110 years old, in your arms. I don’t want 48 uninterrupted hours. I want a lifetime."
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better
hahahaha silly youtubers
'Neil also has a joke where, when the gang's eating take-out, Barney can never get the food to his mouth while eating with chopsticks…'
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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.